“I just like fur and fuzzy things, ya know? I mean there must be a reason for that right? It’s not because I’m trying to be a diva, because that’s what people think, maybe I just am a diva. and I like it.” — the flamboyant male fashion designer two tables away.

immediately followed by, “I like to dabble in feminist studies. but when I do I pretend I’m straight, I prefer that perspective.”